I’m as insecure as Ed Grimley, a very decent fellow, I must say, and often given to wild delusions of grandeur like the hopeful prospect of making friends with famous people who I don’t know and likely never will.
On the other hand, I’m fat and sometimes obtuse too like Jiminy Glick, and much prone to saying horribly insensitive things to people and never being aware of doing it.
So WHO am I?
Oh, it’s a pickle I tell ya . . .
and a really decent one at that . . .
I must say!